Moments that make a mom proud, NOT!

So the last few days we've had quite a bit of drama/naughtiness in our house and at church. I sometimes wonder if my kids are already anti's. On Sunday, we all went to church. It was the first time since having Olivia that we all made it. We were an hour late, but we made it. Olivia stayed asleep and everything seemed to go smoothly. When I went to go get my boys from primary the primary president said, "I need to talk to you for a minute about Logan." I'm thinking, "Oh crap!" So she proceeds to tell me that Logan had a hard time in class, calling his teacher names, telling her he doesn't like her, etc. I was so embarrassed. So I took him out to Brandon, and went to a quick meeting. When I got back in the car I told Brandon what happened. When we got home Logan went straight to time out. He then had to take her a treat and apologize. Luckily she wasn't as traumatized by the situation as I was, and hopefully Logan learned a lesson and will be better next time.
Then yesterday, I was feeding Olivia and sent the boys upstairs to get dressed. Simple enough, right? NOPE! I hear all this screaming and running, and I'm thinking "what are they doing up there." Well a few minutes later Logan came running down buck naked screaming, "Mom, mom I have to tell you something. Porter just peed on me!" I quickly put Olivia down and went upstairs to find the entire contents of their drawers thrown all over the floor, and Porter hiding, buck naked under his bed. Sure enough he had peed on his brother. Holy Guacamole, what is a mom to do with these kids?!